Top (mostly funny) Sayings About Sleep

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book. ~Irish Proverb

Life is too short to sleep on low thread-count sheets. ~Leah Stussy
(or without a Dry Moon Pillowcase)

May sleep envelop you as a bed sheet floating gently down, tickling your skin and removing every worry. Reminding you to consider only this moment. ~Jeb Dickerson

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. ~Author unknown

I’ve had such bad insomnia the sleep cops have issued a warrant for my rest. ~Terri Guillemets

Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. ~Thomas Dekker People

The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. ~John Steinbeck

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it’s time to get up. ~Author Unknown

Sleep ’til you’re hungry, eat ’til you’re sleepy. ~Author Unknown